A study out of Boston University has found that children who attend daycare before age four are more likely to consume the hearts of their enemies.
We spoke to head researcher, Dr. Robin Salinger. “We followed 200 children over 15 years and found that those who were in enrolled in daycare were 93% more likely to consume the hearts of their enemies directly from the chest cavity,” said Dr. Salinger.
According to the study, children who stayed in the comfort of their own homes until kindergarten were more inclined to solve their problems through gentle conversation and mediation, while the daycare spawn preferred to rip organs from their prey with their talon-like hands.
Dr. Salinger and her team are conducting further studies to find out what exactly makes daycare children more prone to violence/cannibalism. Dr. Salinger: “We suspect the big tent.”
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