Science Unveils Hearing Aid To Help Men Hear Crying Babies At Night

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Science unveiled a new hearing aid designed to help fathers better hear their crying babies during the nighttime hours.

The hearing aid’s designer, Dr. Caroline Wheaton, spoke to us in an exclusive interview. “The epidemic of men being unable to hear their crying children at night is a chronic condition that effects millions of fathers,” she said. “It’s devastating for men to have to miss out on 2AM bonding sessions with their youngsters.”

The hear aids are available at pharmacies nationwide.

When asked about projected sales, Dr. Wheaton was confident. “In our clinical trials, we noticed that the use the hearing aids decreased the mysterious nighttime headaches many women suffer from. This is exciting news.”


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Nobody Likes a Cockblock: The Children’s Book For Adults Who Aren’t Getting Any 

Cockblocking by children is a serious condition that affects millions of parents around the world. 

The stars are out, it’s dark outside.
I can see that there’s sleep inside of your eyes.
Stay warm in your bed, on our door do not knock.
Because nobody likes a cockblock.
The train’s leaving the station, it’s about to go down.
My ticket is stamped for a trip to Pound Town.
Your job is to sleep like the heaviest rock.
Because nobody likes a cockblock.
I love mommy so much. She’s my favorite cutie.
Tonight I would like a piece of that bootie.
Don’t ask for milk or help with your sock,
because nobody likes a cockblock.

Nobody Likes A Cockblock is perfect for birthday parties, baby showers, baptisms, and of course, wedding presents.

Coming (no pun intended) April 5th