Advice on Having It All From Stock Photo Moms

Being a working mom is easy and nobody does it better than stock photo moms. We talked to five stock photo women who are balancing work and motherhood with ease. Sit back and enjoy their practical advice about how to truly have it all.

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Yolanda: “I bring my four-month-old to business meetings all the time. I cradle him with one hand while contributing to meetings. When he lets one rip into his diaper, I simply tie it into my presentation. Being a working mother is so simple. I barely ever need to tranquilize him.”

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Carrie: “Some moms like to lounge around in yoga pants and sweatshirts. Not me. I get dressed up in my business suit and sit down the kitchen table with little Persephone every day at 9am sharp. While she sits in my lap, I talk to clients and fiddle around in Excel. Persephone loves the sound of my typing. I do it with one hand. It’s easy. I was fired two days ago.”

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Madeline: “I’d rather not show my face as my boss doesn’t know I have kids, but I too find being a working mom very straightforward. Little Aiden will sometimes cry when I’m on the phone, but that’s just his way of supporting me. I don’t need any help. My advice to working moms is to put your hair in a bun, wear a collared shirt, and don’t forget to smile through it all.”

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Molly: “I’ve never understood why some working moms put their children in daycare. I bring Ryder to work with me. Every day he sits, sockless, on my desk. I’m an expert at typing with only my left hand which leaves my other hand free to provide excellent childcare. My advice for working mothers is to dress their babies in overalls and to sit by a window.”

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Heather: “I’m a busy professional, but I don’t let that get in the way of my #1 job- being a mommy. My three-month-old Sam sits in the crook of my arm every day and I wouldn’t have it any other way! While I go over papers and participate in conference call, he drools onto my forearm and I am so thankful for that. I’m 100% ok.”


Nobody Likes a Cockblock: The Children’s Book For Adults Who Aren’t Getting Any 

Cockblocking by children is a serious condition that affects millions of parents around the world. 

The stars are out, it’s dark outside.
I can see that there’s sleep inside of your eyes.
Stay warm in your bed, on our door do not knock.
Because nobody likes a cockblock.
The train’s leaving the station, it’s about to go down.
My ticket is stamped for a trip to Pound Town.
Your job is to sleep like the heaviest rock.
Because nobody likes a cockblock.
I love mommy so much. She’s my favorite cutie.
Tonight I would like a piece of that bootie.
Don’t ask for milk or help with your sock,
because nobody likes a cockblock.

Nobody Likes A Cockblock is perfect for birthday parties, baby showers, baptisms, and of course, wedding presents.

Coming (no pun intended) April 5th